Mother Russia



Rod Liddle conjured up a terrible image with his recent column in The Sunday Times, but given the personality cult surrounding Vladimir Putin I imagine the Russian President will be quite delighted, rather than embarrassed, at the awful proposal from one of his MPs, Yelena Mizoulina.

Fancy a little Vlad, Mother Russia?

Have the Russians got it right yet again? Yelena Borisovna Mizoulina, a senior law-maker, has proposed that every Russian woman should be offered the opportunity to be impregnated with the sperm of the country’s great leader, Vladimir Putin. This would, in time, create a brilliant military and political elite, to take the country forward. Call it the nine-month plan.

One assumes Vlad has enough stuff to spread around, and a copious supply of the appropriate literature to help him out along the way. Perhaps photographs of the tanks rolling into Ukraine, or shots of himself wrestling an angry bear, naked.

I do wonder if we should contemplate a similar scheme — perhaps using the seed of our secretary of state for communities and local government, Eric Pickles. British women could be handed phials at local supermarkets or newsagents, while they are buying lottery tickets. Onwards, onwards, into the bright new dawn.

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