Modern Nursery Rhymes


The latest edition of Prviate Eye has a nice line in modern nursery rhymes - which might upset traditional church goers as well as confusing poor old Mr Spock.

New Secular
Nursery Rhymes

Here's the church

Here's the steeple

Look inside, there

Aren't any people


Here's the vicar climbing

The stairs

Here's the policeman arresting

Him for saying his prayers

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