Fantastic Mr Fox
What can you say about the explanation given by the defence secretary - Liam Fox - over the 'role' played by his close friend - Adam Werritty?
Other than to say it's completely fantastic - Mr Fox.
Now I don't know the fantastic Mr Fox - or his close friend Adam Werritty for that matter - but I do know baloney when I hear it - especially when I've got my trusty bullshit detector turned full-on.
So the suggestion that there's nothing wrong with your friend - who is not a government adviser - following you around the world on 18 out of 48 official government visits - strikes me as a complete load of old tosh.
Even the real Fantastic Mr Fox - wouldn't try to get away with spinning that yarn to the long suffering Mrs Fox - I imagine.
Since Mrs Fox would see through his tall tale - straight away.
No, if I were the Fantastic Mr Fox - the defence secretary Liam Fox - not the George Clooney animated version of course - I'd come clean or just cut to the chase and resign.
Because what you can't do is treat the great British public - like hen-house chickens or stupid farmers.
Which is what the Fantastic Mr Fox is doing - right now.
Other than to say it's completely fantastic - Mr Fox.
Now I don't know the fantastic Mr Fox - or his close friend Adam Werritty for that matter - but I do know baloney when I hear it - especially when I've got my trusty bullshit detector turned full-on.
So the suggestion that there's nothing wrong with your friend - who is not a government adviser - following you around the world on 18 out of 48 official government visits - strikes me as a complete load of old tosh.
Even the real Fantastic Mr Fox - wouldn't try to get away with spinning that yarn to the long suffering Mrs Fox - I imagine.
Since Mrs Fox would see through his tall tale - straight away.
No, if I were the Fantastic Mr Fox - the defence secretary Liam Fox - not the George Clooney animated version of course - I'd come clean or just cut to the chase and resign.
Because what you can't do is treat the great British public - like hen-house chickens or stupid farmers.
Which is what the Fantastic Mr Fox is doing - right now.